SMH

  • Anh Hamlet: So what is this bible verse about?
  • Me: Jesus turns water into wine for his mama!
  • Hamlet: What does this teach us?
  • G: That Jesus approves of drinking!

I can’t wait to be ballin’

Only in the comfort of my own home

will I ever take a shit. Only in the case of a dire situation will I even consider to make an exception.

Speedin’ on the freeway just to make it home in time.

asker

Anonymous asked: do you like anyone?

well… my mom packs me a lunch every morning for work… sooo… yeahh i guess i do like someone hahaha

asker

Anonymous asked: Why don't you post anything?

cuz, i dont want people following me! dont want no stalkers up in my shit! lol jk i dont know. i post every now and then haha

asker

onlyggyu asked: LOL Want to come over and shoot them for me? Unfortunately I have bad aim..

what i look like to you?? a pigeon exterminator?? haha i aint no pest control! lol

End of schoooooool

Going into the new school year, you always feel like the end is so far away; unreachable. But that just makes the realization of the end that much better.

bouts to be goin’ ham this summer!

mostly with work though…. 

Aching Pains

Just got my mom to give me a back massage and it felt soooo bomb. if only i can find a girl to do the same for me… where can i find a remedy for my aching pains???

but forreal though my back has been killing me for the past few weeks. if a girl offered me a back massage man…. i think i would instantly fall in love, on the reaaaal hahaha

Dad greezin’ me…

My dad always asks me to give him back massages and i always do it for him. I come home from a busy day of work today with my back aching, i ask him for a back massage and he just said….. “no”…..  -_________- 

greezin’…

kickballssss

my history class had a kickball match against the senior history class today, and we won!! yeahhhhh! through this experience, i have learned something about myself; I can’t kick a kickball for shit… in elementary i stuck to 4-square, that was my game! kickball just isnt my thing… i guess my foot coordination isnt as good as i thought haha

bouts to rewatch Lion King cuz i can’t remember shit about it. all i remember is them hatin’ on Scar, the black one lol

I’m a sexy asian girl

oh yup i just got a follow from @sexyasiangirls, now thats a blog with good taste hahaha

asker

alwaystayamazing asked: whoa since when have you had a tumblr?

February 28th, 2011 at 5:26PM. what about you? haha

da9dlilsquirt:

jayystar:

Stare into the middle of this for 60 seconds, and then look around. you will feel the effects of LSD.
***NOTE FROM PEACELOVEZEN—THIS IS VERY FLIPPED OUT!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA this is fuckin awesome XD

This thing’s crazy!

da9dlilsquirt:

jayystar:

Stare into the middle of this for 60 seconds, and then look around. you will feel the effects of LSD.

***NOTE FROM PEACELOVEZEN—THIS IS VERY FLIPPED OUT!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA this is fuckin awesome XD

This thing’s crazy!

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