- Anh Hamlet: So what is this bible verse about?
- Me: Jesus turns water into wine for his mama!
- Hamlet: What does this teach us?
- G: That Jesus approves of drinking!
Only in the comfort of my own home
will I ever take a shit. Only in the case of a dire situation will I even consider to make an exception.
Speedin’ on the freeway just to make it home in time.
Anonymous asked: do you like anyone?
well… my mom packs me a lunch every morning for work… sooo… yeahh i guess i do like someone hahaha
Anonymous asked: Why don't you post anything?
cuz, i dont want people following me! dont want no stalkers up in my shit! lol jk i dont know. i post every now and then haha
onlyggyu asked: LOL Want to come over and shoot them for me? Unfortunately I have bad aim..
what i look like to you?? a pigeon exterminator?? haha i aint no pest control! lol
End of schoooooool
Going into the new school year, you always feel like the end is so far away; unreachable. But that just makes the realization of the end that much better.
bouts to be goin’ ham this summer!
mostly with work though….
Just got my mom to give me a back massage and it felt soooo bomb. if only i can find a girl to do the same for me… where can i find a remedy for my aching pains???
but forreal though my back has been killing me for the past few weeks. if a girl offered me a back massage man…. i think i would instantly fall in love, on the reaaaal hahaha
Dad greezin’ me…
My dad always asks me to give him back massages and i always do it for him. I come home from a busy day of work today with my back aching, i ask him for a back massage and he just said….. “no”….. -_________-
my history class had a kickball match against the senior history class today, and we won!! yeahhhhh! through this experience, i have learned something about myself; I can’t kick a kickball for shit… in elementary i stuck to 4-square, that was my game! kickball just isnt my thing… i guess my foot coordination isnt as good as i thought haha
bouts to rewatch Lion King cuz i can’t remember shit about it. all i remember is them hatin’ on Scar, the black one lol
I’m a sexy asian girl
oh yup i just got a follow from @sexyasiangirls, now thats a blog with good taste hahaha
alwaystayamazing asked: whoa since when have you had a tumblr?
February 28th, 2011 at 5:26PM. what about you? haha